Rickenbacher vs. Gretsch

Well, it seems like we're not exactly around, doesn't it?

The bad thing about being self-employed in a business like this is that without a steady income of either gold, riches, cash, or prizes, when life gets in the way it sort of tends to take a stellar precedent. Both Kyle and I have had major losses this week in one way or another and matters just need to be attended to.

I know what you're thinking...

And no, it's not Cloverfield. That was a month ago and it was dealt with swiftly and efficiently. Sadly these things are more serious, but we're still alive and kicking. Expect things to pick up again soon.

Until then, go read a book. They still make those things, you can find them in a library. Whatever those are.

~ Aaron J.

6 Days into the New Year

According to John Cusack and 2012, we only have 2 more years of this so-called life so we better make the best of it. Personally I'm going to be filling up my January with trips to Buffalo, Chicago, and hopefully Pittsburgh cause frankly, 2 years is not enough time for me to wreck havoc like I want to.

Today's offering (a day late caue YouTube's servers went AWOL) is a look behind the scenes at some of the shenanigans that went on during my Pitt trip, and the second Yinzer Quikkie. Both are tasty morsels of insane delight, won't you have a spoonful?

I can't lie when I say I'm expecting great things out of January. Kyle and I are going to meet up and film some things in different cities whilst he tours around with the inquizitive monkey show. We've discussed the possibilities of using mimes, and also incorporating some form of music for the vids as well. Whatever happens, the Earth's axis is sure to start tipping. Maybe 2012 is right, and Imaginary Trends is the igniting flame to a world of destruction.

Whatevs, at least people will know who we are.

~ Aaron J.

And so it begins... (aka: Screw you 2009)

A new dawn...

A new day...

A new year...

A new era...

A new chance for us to follow through on our efforts to provide quality content on a more than weekly basis!

2010 is upon is - so while most people spend January trying to decide what to call this new year ("twenty ten" - "two thousand ten" - "Harold"), we are hard at work coming up with a fresh new game plan! We have exciting new musical sketches planned that will blow Bono back to his potato-loving motherland... Wonderful new characters that even Jimmy Stewart would laud and praise... And if all goes according to plan, remarkably flattering action figures of the I.T. creative team!

Obviously that last one was mostly self-serving, but rest assured that we plan to make you laugh your way through this promising new year. My horoscope said I would accomplish something in 2010 - I'd better not let those "propheteering" stars down...